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Matthew Craig

A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."
"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."
by SEANSKI223499 July 19, 2024
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mattius smithius

matt smiths true name when he descended to the mortal realm he reliquneshed his godly name, he is the sole creator of all and he was also in morbius 2022
hey is that mattius smithius
by mattsmith563 July 24, 2024
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Matthew

A dickhead who steals your kills
YOU ARE A MATTHEW!
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matty healy

"you know matty healy?"
"you mean the coolest guy ever?"
by forgotenlikeevermore August 16, 2024
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Matthew Costello

Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.
Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!

*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024
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Matthew

First impressions leave you feeling he is the most genuine and easy going guy. You’ll soon find out he’s a narcissist, a user, liar, and secretly a player. Stay super far away from him and don’t believe his ‘wounded bird’ act. He is a monster.
It’s so sad that Matthew is a sociopath. I really thought we were friends but everything he says is a lie.
by Gerber_Babiee April 26, 2024
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Matthew

He's smart, annoying , badass and stinkin hilarious !! He's like an older cooler brother, he's a great schemer so it's probably in your best interests to have him on your side in a simulation.
by The innocenter one April 27, 2024
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