Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.

Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.

by aefirstorm August 11, 2024

Jack Marles Spanish Rizz

his capability to rizz up girls in spanish

damn bro you've eaten more than jack marles spanish rizz

by not noah tolly March 21, 2024

savage jack

A person that just doesn’t give a fuck about anyone or anything in his way. He will always be right no matter what you say!

Your backup had all the proof that was needed to proceed with the proposal.
Yes, but Savage Jack disproved that theory.

by SCS Austin April 19, 2023

Jack George

A common name using both first and last name. Known as the greatest bitch

Bro that guy won't drink with us for 3 years, he's such a Jack George

by Definer10 August 10, 2017

Jack LOVES Risk of Rain 2

Code for a truly gay man to let his inner desires roam free through the proverbial "Jack"

Whenever I'm really feeling repressed I shout "JACK LOVES RISK OF RAIN 2" and the local gays make me feel much better

by JelqerJelqerOnTheWall April 2, 2025

Jack Davis

jack hurts its a painfull thought of "was it all my fault" "did you mean what you said" "did you really love me" a thought that haunts every new love

jack Davis you really hurt

by anonymous August 19, 2024

Jacking off

When you get a gang of blokes, all called Jack, to ambush someone, usually using violence

"I found that bloke who double-crossed you and sent Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack and Jack to go and give him a good jacking off"

by LightningMcqueenWouldDefeatYou April 14, 2024