2 friends 1 fish 

2 Friends 1 Fish is NOT what you think it is. Don't watch it.

Oscar: Hey dude, look at this video called 2 Friends 1 Fish.
Oliver: I expect it's a video of people eating food.
(A few seconds later...)
Oliver: I am at the wrong place.

2 friends 1 fish by Yiddle Diddle July 23, 2019

friends 

someone who will stick by you throuh anything help with problems

i love all my friends

friends by kindgirl53 January 28, 2017

lifelong friends 

A forever friend. A friend who has grown up with you and is still your friend even in the adult years. Your best friend.

My best friend that I grew up with and I are still best friends and we are grown. We are lifelong friends because we have known each other and been friends our entire lives.

lifelong friends by MommaPcb November 18, 2013

Great story, tell it again, tell it at a party and make some friends! 

What you say when someone tells a really lame, boring story that had no point. After the person finishes, say it, usually in a chant, sometimes accompanied with clapping with each word

Joe: OMG, yesterday, I went to Starbucks and I got a mocha frap, and then there were no seats! So I had to stand around waiting until someone got up, and then I sat in their seat and i took out my laptop and I played freecell.
Tina: Great story, tell it again, tell it at a party and make some friends! (clap, clap, clap)

Great story, tell it again, tell it at a party and make some friends! by I. M. Cold March 3, 2010

friends 

Friends are those who are continously there for support when it is needed... ones that will even though dislike you significant, will sit there and talk to them juss for the sake of pleasing you and making you happy due to seeing them both in the same room... also people that will drive across the island after a long day of work cause you called them crying hysterically cause you found out your other half was cheating... and also the ones that will no matter what they've told you in the past about you current and you didnt believe they will never say I TOLD YOU SO when you find out, although its itching to come out... the ones that will take the blame that you needed to put on sum one beside yourself and your half, for you depression and suicidal modes that you tend to go through... basically friends are juss a phone call away, and are more like family...

juss ask and i'll pull through, cause isnt that what friends are all about?

friends by )(=^+)(=|2 September 4, 2005

Chuck Norris And Friends 

What the original title of the Bible was.

*ring ring*

This one guy-"Hello? Praise the Chuck."

That guy-"Dude let's go hang out come on! Go & you know..."

This one guy-"I'm really sorry man I can't, I just finished reading Chuck Norris And Friends & now I have to go worship Chuck Norris forever so he won't round-house kick me to the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity!!"

That guy-"...yaa......"

*hang-up*

Chuck Norris And Friends by LeNA mAy August 7, 2006

fried eggs 

Small, virtually flat breasts (egg white), with only a tiny nipple (egg yolk) protruding.

We were considering stopping at Denny's after the bar, but Calista offered to serve up her own fried eggs at home.

fried eggs by Herbie Herbruck August 29, 2003