friends 

Friends are those who are continously there for support when it is needed... ones that will even though dislike you significant, will sit there and talk to them juss for the sake of pleasing you and making you happy due to seeing them both in the same room... also people that will drive across the island after a long day of work cause you called them crying hysterically cause you found out your other half was cheating... and also the ones that will no matter what they've told you in the past about you current and you didnt believe they will never say I TOLD YOU SO when you find out, although its itching to come out... the ones that will take the blame that you needed to put on sum one beside yourself and your half, for you depression and suicidal modes that you tend to go through... basically friends are juss a phone call away, and are more like family...

juss ask and i'll pull through, cause isnt that what friends are all about?

friends by )(=^+)(=|2 September 4, 2005

Chuck Norris And Friends 

What the original title of the Bible was.

*ring ring*

This one guy-"Hello? Praise the Chuck."

That guy-"Dude let's go hang out come on! Go & you know..."

This one guy-"I'm really sorry man I can't, I just finished reading Chuck Norris And Friends & now I have to go worship Chuck Norris forever so he won't round-house kick me to the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity!!"

That guy-"...yaa......"

*hang-up*

Chuck Norris And Friends by LeNA mAy August 7, 2006

fried eggs 

Small, virtually flat breasts (egg white), with only a tiny nipple (egg yolk) protruding.

We were considering stopping at Denny's after the bar, but Calista offered to serve up her own fried eggs at home.

fried eggs by Herbie Herbruck August 29, 2003

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Two meanings::
(1) What you say to a friend (female/male) when you don't wanna hook up.

(2) What you say to a friend(female/male) when you do wanna hook up but dont wanna to seem so eager, when in all reality you are.

(1) "I've always liked you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship"

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Gino July 11, 2004

National embarrass your friends day 

October 29th is national embarrass your friends day. On this day, you can post funny, embarrassing, or cute pictures of your friends.

I'm so excited for national embarrass your friends day.

National embarrass your friends day by queeeeeenn October 29, 2019

friendvy 

When you are jealous of the number of Facebook friends someone has.

Jason is feeling major friendvy over the fact that Doug has more than 500 friends on Facebook, and he has only 95.

friendvy by sevenisgreen December 20, 2009

Friendship Barrier 

The invisible barrier that prevents one friend from asking out another friend though they may have feelings for one another.

Erick: Did you hear that Andrew is going to ask Jamie out!

Daniel: It won't happen.

Erick: Why is that?

Daniel: Andrew is going to run into the friendship barrier.

Friendship Barrier by Cleo West July 31, 2010