by Loser Xylophone September 6, 2024
Get the Cum mug.A list of people to do and things to see before you die.
Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".
If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".
If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:
1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?
Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?
Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
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This is the last thing I'll saying about his cumming, I swear. He cums really slowly and its so annoying.
by cumsGuy231 October 4, 2024
Get the cums mug.(n.) A guy who likes to have his arse fully filled with cum. A man into whose arse (or mouth) one can “dump” one’s “load.” (“Load” meaning a thick wad of spunk). Always up for receiving a raw gangbang, and for being used hard by almost any male.
I’m happiest when I’m being used as a cum dump by big, dumb, muscled blokes.
He used me as his cum dump and I was leaking for days!
He used me as his cum dump and I was leaking for days!
by Frozen Alien October 6, 2024
Get the Cum dump mug.(n.) dried man drippings usually found on fabric that was near a bloke’s knob just after he has splooged. Cum crust often exposes cheaters or serious bators. The typical “cum rag” (which can be a towel, a t-shirt, or a sock, among other things) is usually completely saturated with a cum crust.
“His dirty socks are always covered with a cum crust and stuffed under his bed.”
“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”
“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”
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