Kings Cum

The same drinking game as Kings Cup but instead of mixing alcohol, every one will jerk off into the centre cup and last person to pull a King will drink it.

Let’s play Kings Cum;
“You pulled a King, Jerk off into the cup”

“I this is my second time, I’m going to need a hand.”
“I’m going to guzzzel that creamy cumshot of a Kings cup”

by 1/2$Penny July 3, 2022

Cum

Martyna was sitting across from me. I stared at her pussy for 15 minutes before she noticed. I looked away. She gets up and starts to take off her clothes. I pretend to be confused and she asks if i can help her undress which i do. she takes me to the bedroom. She takes off my trousers and gets of top of me. Martyna: Your mine. I slowly insert my large erected penis into her ass. Her: Oh yes daddy yes. I flip her around, spread her legs as far as i can. Her: please cum in me. I stick my cock inside of her. In and out as fast as i can. Her: dont you dare stop fucking me until you cum. Before she could finish i was already creaming her tight pussy. Then, finally, she got on top of my face and started to ride my tongue which made her squirt her warm pussy juices all over my face and into my mouth. She got off and gave me a blowjob. She gargled on my cock for 20 minutes as loud as possible.

Martyna is good at taking cum.

by pusock December 21, 2021

Cum-fetti

When fun sprays everywhere like confetti.

Hey man it's a cum-fetti party tonight

by Nonce cunt May 25, 2018

Cum

The gooey stuff that comes out of your dick. Its more white the darker your skin is.

"Im bout to cum ooooooohhh"

"Im about to nut(cum) im boutta blowowow(cum)"

by smeelybitchassfucker March 18, 2022

cum racist

a bad politician,

omg, Ted Cruz is such a cum racist

by The notorious ant August 18, 2021

Triple milf cum shot

when you cum so hard it hits all three of the single milfs in your area you keep getting ads for

yo bro i got these triple milf cum shot last night, hit em all at once

by SmashMilk420 March 24, 2020

Cum Sucking Fagwads

The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous

Cum Sucking Fagwads should make sure urban dictionary definitions are funny!

by The Bad Ass Mother Fucker Crit September 7, 2021