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Time

An excuse to make you go to bed.
Mom: why are you still up?! Look at the time!
Me: fuck you
The time is 1:08 A.M, why am I on youtube
by Xbox360IsBetter March 2, 2021
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A very short time ago

Between 0 and 10 minutes ago
I went on a run a very short time ago
by PhD. Marvin Schwarz July 1, 2020
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Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items
I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.
by jblax March 20, 2017
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Shitting time

When one gets accustomed to a time consuming activity (e.g. going to the gym, learning a language, ect.) a then quits. That person is then shitting time, because they now have so much time, which was previously unavailable to them.
He recently stopped boxing so now hes shitting time.
by Krmic February 1, 2014
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times square boogaloo

When a group of vagabonds surround late night revelers in the street and force them to do various acts.
Brendan and his friends had been drinking heavily. When they walked down the street, late at night, they were surrounded by homeless people and forced to strip and bark like dogs. The group yelled at the revelers. ‘Welcome to the Times Square boogaloo’ you drunk pieces of shit.
by Kobrakys June 11, 2018
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PC screen time syndrome

The phenomenon where the amount of screen time you would otherwise usually have on smartphone, now moves to PC — due to the amount of productive work you need to get done on PC
With the mountaining amount of coding I've to get done on my PC, I recently experience the inevitable 'PC screen time syndrome'.
by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025
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national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!
girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!
by kankei October 11, 2022
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