Chili Cheese Dog

Girl place hot dog bun around your penis. Then she puts chili and cheese on it. Then she eats eats it like a chili chess dog.

My nigga Spencer got 8 hoes to give him a chili cheese dog... What a pimp

by Jake gadon April 4, 2011

running with the big dogs

A phrase used to describe one whose penis size is of adequate girth and length such that it is not frowned upon by fellow men.

Robert: My sex life is nonexistent.
Forman: Why is that?
Robert: I've got a 2-incher. I'm not exactly running with the big dogs.

by opalsnake April 21, 2010

Hot Dog Waitress

She is a waitress who is not only good at her job as a waitress, but is also extremely attractive!

I sat down at the local diner for a quick bite and when I saw the server come over to my booth I could see that she was a hot dog waitress!

by Mr. Zipperworm May 2, 2009

Rez dog millionaire

1. A person originating from a reservation that has 50,000 to 100,000 in the bank.

Jhonny sold his scrap yard of pick ups and became a rez dog millionaire.

by Muskeg June 27, 2016

wet dog hair

When you're sucking someone's balls and their ball hair gets in your mouth, then they have wet dog hair

This girl was sucking my balls then me wet dog hair

by Himmygg May 7, 2015

Slumped Dog Millionaire

Someone who is passed out. Most commonly used at parties where someone passes out on a couch or the floor. Used in conjunction with the word "slump" or "slumped."

Friend: "Your boy Paul took like two hits and a shot, and was just slumped out on the couch. Everyone would just tap him on the head and say bye to him on their way out of the party."

Me: "Damn bro, so he was just Slumped Dog Millionaire, huh?"

Fiend: "Haha yeah bro he was slumped the fuck out."

by Lookin' Boy July 22, 2012

Dog food television

The lowest form of television entertainment. Describes any show that has little to no comedic or intellectual qualities and generally contributes to the brain rot of the viewer. Often found in the middle of the day, or late at night/early morning.

Those that watch dog food television often experience feelings of guilt or anger that they subjected themselves to such mind-numbing 'entertainment'.

There's no way I'm watching re-runs of Perfect Strangers. That's such dog food television!

by the_elder April 26, 2009