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Cum muddler

When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.
As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!
by RevelAndDance January 1, 2024
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cum fucket

Noun: A Home Depot bucket, with a penis size hole drilled out of the bottom sides. In the bucket is fiberglass insulation, drain-o, and an image of Richard Nixon's head-shot. Typically used as punishment. Where?
That's it. Randy, get the cum fucket, it's time for prayer.
by koreander November 8, 2021
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Cum dumpster

Someone who enjoys cum a lot or maybe enjoys cum a little to much.
Guy 1:Did you know Sarah was a cum dumpster?
Guy 2: No I didn't but that's cool .
by D1dupre April 24, 2017
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Cum jar

Someone who sleeps with a lot of men and let them finish inside them
That Chantelle is always bringing men home she's such a cum jar
by Magaluf2015 July 22, 2022
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Cum

I wake up one morning and see my husband staring at me intensely. I look at him, meeting his eyes. before I look down and see his cock out. He's VIOLENTLY jerking in, and I just watch in awe. "let me help you out" I say before reaching out to grab his dick. I start jerking him off, hearing him moan "AUGHHH" he yells. But before he cums I let go of his dick and flip him over onto his stomach. Startled by my action he turns his head back looking and me with pure confusion on his face. Just before I take a finger and shove it up his ass, causing him to scream in pleasure. I continue to finger him slowly then putting my whole fist in. As im fisting him I see his asshole start to bleed, but I ignore this. I continue to thrust my hand into him, reaching deep inside. I then flip him around again and take out my hand from his asshole hearing a loud scream escape his lips. I lock eyes with him again before I move my head down. I go down back to his dick and start sucking it like my life depended on it. He grabs my hair and shoves my head down. Cumming deep inside my throat. He holds me there for almost 2 minutes cause of how big the load was. I felt myself. Getting full from just the cum. Once he lets go oh my hair I get off his dick and start vomiting the cum all over him. He watches the scene in horror, trying to get me to stop. But the cum doesn’t stop coming out.

IM SORRY
by OHMYGODxoxo August 21, 2024
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Cum

Cum Is something men do when they jerk off
The man slowly jerked himself off. He hadn't done this in forever. He was so into it he didn't notice his door opening.
"Jack! What the fuck!" The man quickly sat up, not knowing how to feel his step sis, just walked into his room. While he was getting off. His heart was racing as she stared at his cock. Before long, she was on her knees in front of him. "Yo! Sara, what are you doing?" She wound't say anything before taking his monster cock into her mouth. Licking his tip before deepthroating his big fat diccccck. cumming instely cause of the super cock goobler 5000.
by bib cock baby February 27, 2022
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cum

“do you want some cum on your chips?”
by John Sunflower Seeds October 11, 2022
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