Cheese farmer

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack.

As a professional cheese farmer, my worst nightmare is rain, because then I lose my cheesing streak.

by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025

Straight Dick Cheese

Jenasis F

You smell like straight dick cheese

by Fagggsssareeelovedddd December 28, 2021

Cheese mouse

The prosses of walking into a chuck e cheese and having the chance og becoming pregnant

Hony i just got fucked by a cheese mouse today b3cause i walked into a chucke cheese

by Comic shane May 30, 2018

Cheese Grinder

A very dangerous weapon that can be used in the kitchen, and the crime scene.

“Im gonna cheese grinder your face”
“Honey can you use the cheese grinder, to shred some chedder”

by QueefusMcNiglet November 14, 2018

cheese man

a cheese man is someone (most knowingly a person that is bald) he has an orange face and almost all his face is the same skin tone which makes him look like a cheese.

someone: so what type of guys are you into?
namjoon: “i’m really into the cheese man”

by devilicpower July 7, 2020

cheese sandwich

the act of inserting one's bleeding Johnson(dick) in a women's canal(vagina) while she has a yeast infection.

hey Greg the wife and me made a cheese sandwich last night.

by Korpington February 11, 2023

Mush & Cheese

it's an event that takes place generally on a entire day or night where you enjoy munchies.
it consist by smoking pot, getting munchies, eating mac & cheese,and then eating mush and cheese pizza. the mush and cheez pizza can be made home made with hallucinogene mushrooms, or simply ordinairy mushrooms.

and it follows like this:

concept:

MUSH N CHEES
1. get high
2. get munchies
3. eat mac n cheese
4. stay high
5.gat munchies again
6. eat much and cheese pizza
7. that's a mush and cheese day

-Hey, Keven, Wanna Mush & Cheese sunday?
-Yeah, Sandy.

by GrungeNana December 16, 2016