kyu the kid

An autistic mother fucker made of cancer

Look it's kyu the kid

by kangaro trainer March 25, 2019

The kid named V

Obviously a tattle tale, flops like a fish, small balls

Gets wacked in the head and holds his balls, that's the kid named V

by Twistyhandles May 27, 2015

Like an iPad kid

Originally from the "Cough like an iPad kid" slang from 2021 (referring to Generation Alpha and the tendency to cough with their mouth and tongue visible while on their tablet as young children). However, the 2024 version of iPad kid revolves around filing in the "..." with any verb and then laughing and saying "alrighttt", in the same tone as Jynxzi, immediately after in the form of ironic comedy.

The first known use of this new form of humour comes from a Jynxzi stream from June 24 where he appears to cough and read a chat instantly of a viewer telling him he coughs like an iPad kid.

This can be seen as a form of clip farming, the 2024 trend that is currently making a resurgence where streamers purposely act out of line in hopes of being clipped for clout.

*Jason sneezes*
Max: They're saying you sneeze like an iPad kid
Jason: Alrighttt

by Vineetx July 7, 2024

Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.

“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”

by NizariahP August 26, 2022

Boy Kid

A pledge running to clean up before pledge master whoops him.

" Aye, look at that boy kid running."

" I wonder if that boy kid is late for cleans"

" Why that boy kid looking so nice"

by MonstaManny April 7, 2025

Protect Kids

You're not though. You COULD HAVE protected though kids in Texas by DOING WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO... And instead you tried to PRETEND doing this was "protecting your kids" and now that those kids in Texas are dead it is clear to everyone watch that you literally only care about USING YOUR KIDS to get away with malfeasance. It's trying to set a precedent that your kids justify what ever it is you do.

Hym "You had an opportunity to protect kids and you didn't. You know how I found out about the 'rare form of schizophrenia' that caused that school shooting? Someone left a news article about in front of the computer I have to use to sign into at work. They wanted me to see that I was right. So, doing what you are doing got your kids killed and I am going to make you count the number of times you've done it. So it isn't about protecting kids. Protecting kids is the false pretense you are using and you are perfectly fine with the fact they will pay the price. You have used this to protect -12 kids. It's throwing salt over your shoulder when you spill the pepper. It's child sacrifice in the form of a rain dance."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025

Gang beast kid

A kid who hasn't let go of gang beasts

Jim: wanna gang beasts
Tyler: you still play that gang beast kid

by I. Hate. Gaynite February 5, 2021