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The take of all time

Pretty much saying a hot take is a bad/horrible take.
Bob: roller blades are better than cars.

Jayden: the take of all time.
by Venux June 11, 2023
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Time Travel

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.
"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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time rocket

Discovered by an adorable big kid who loves dogs and memes.....he also happens to be very wealthy. His name is Leon Noel Kusm- he is an E-God.... THE BEST OF THE BEST !!! He should be everyone’s idol.
Time Rocket 🚀 It is used for time travel, to promote growth for the greater good of mankind.
by Faithful777 May 1, 2021
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Te Anau Time

1. When someone has more daylight hours in the day than they can use

2. When there is so much to see and do. You need Te Anau time to do it.
3. A popular phrase referring to slowing down and going with the flow in New Zealand. A play on “Island Time

It came into popular lexicon when Te Anau, New Zealand declared it was going to create its own timezone as it had so much daylight.
"You’re on Te Anau Time now mate."
by Don Daylight September 22, 2021
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Time

Right but YOU control whether or not you're subordinated by time and when.... Because you make your own schedule. OTHER PEOPLE, on the other hand, are subordinated by you. You decide THEIR schedule. You're subordinated by YOURSELF and THEY are subordinated by YOU.
Nerd "I DESERVE to be a neurotic little Chronos! I'm the decider of time! I wake up at 5 am so EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO! I am the sun around which your life revolves."

Hym "Please tell me you're a time God... Please... I would love to kill a Chronos."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2023
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Time Stop

What every fucking kid uses when they are losing in a 1v1
guy 1: *uses time stop*
guy 2: “wow this kid really needs TS”
by chacharealsmooth2400 February 11, 2022
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Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.
-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".
by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025
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