by Havana farting la May 3, 2018
Get the havana farting la mug.When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.
I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.
by GoGo Bates June 8, 2022
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DUDE, WHY DO DICK FARTS HAPPEN???
Dude, because scientifically gas builds up in your uretha and exits through your dick making it a dick fart.
DUDE, WHY DO DICK FARTS HAPPEN???
Dude, because scientifically gas builds up in your uretha and exits through your dick making it a dick fart.
by greenbean219 April 16, 2022
Get the Dick Fart mug.This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017
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by humanityisextremelygay May 30, 2021
Get the fart._lol mug.While receiving a blowjob, you let out a fart. This fart smells so bad, but to make sure the person giving you a blowjob doesn't notice the smell, so you pull your penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculate up their nose.
by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016
Get the Fart Blowing mug.FART stands for "Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Transphobe" and is a term to replace TERF ("Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist") for women who call themselves radical feminists.
The term FART is considered a more accurate description than TERF. Even though radical feminists draw some of their roots from feminists who coined radical ideas about the patriarchy, ‘radical feminists’ are part of a reactionary movement as a lot of their principles are based on the idea that contact with a penis decreases the value of a woman and sex with a penis involved is inherently anti-woman. A lot of people who identify as ‘radfems’ claim not to be FARTs, and claim that their radical feminist ideas are not being acknowledged by their opponents, but never actually distance themselves from these strongly reactionary ideas at all.
It is seen as absurd how this movement came to be hold the word ‘radical’ while the origins of radical feminism have given rise to so many truly radical views like black decolonial feminism, intersectional feminism, anarchofeminism, revolutionary feminism… it’s absurd that it is the ‘actually women shouldn’t be transgender, bisexual, sex workers, femme/butch, kinky, or anything except what we say a woman should be’ branch laid claim to the words ‘radical feminism’.
As radical feminists consistently attack women and work with conservatives to restrict what women can do, ‘Feminist Appropriating Reactionary’/ FART fits the bill.
The term FART is considered a more accurate description than TERF. Even though radical feminists draw some of their roots from feminists who coined radical ideas about the patriarchy, ‘radical feminists’ are part of a reactionary movement as a lot of their principles are based on the idea that contact with a penis decreases the value of a woman and sex with a penis involved is inherently anti-woman. A lot of people who identify as ‘radfems’ claim not to be FARTs, and claim that their radical feminist ideas are not being acknowledged by their opponents, but never actually distance themselves from these strongly reactionary ideas at all.
It is seen as absurd how this movement came to be hold the word ‘radical’ while the origins of radical feminism have given rise to so many truly radical views like black decolonial feminism, intersectional feminism, anarchofeminism, revolutionary feminism… it’s absurd that it is the ‘actually women shouldn’t be transgender, bisexual, sex workers, femme/butch, kinky, or anything except what we say a woman should be’ branch laid claim to the words ‘radical feminism’.
As radical feminists consistently attack women and work with conservatives to restrict what women can do, ‘Feminist Appropriating Reactionary’/ FART fits the bill.
by ksk44! September 12, 2018
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