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dick addiction

when you are obssesed with sucking dick; and do not gain any talent at all as your numbers go up. Most of the time its compared to rusty nails or needles.
Gina sucked my dick last night and it was really bad, I wish someone would just cut my dick off right now. Jenna has a bad dick addiction, and i wish i would have just slamed in in the door.
by Joooeeee Coooooool January 23, 2009
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glass dick

"I was suckin on a glass dick last night and was outta my damned MIND!"
by N4rF February 9, 2003
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Dick Taco

I have no clue what it means, but it would make a great band name.
Jen: DICK TACO TONIGHT!
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.
by EmoreX January 2, 2010
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Butter Dick

Noun- A man's penis that is very slippery. Usually when unwashed for a few days, and becomes very oily.

Verb-The man said, "I'm BUTTER DICKING!!!"
1)The man had a butter dick.

2)I have to clean my butter dick.

3) General Sarrano," Get ready Butter Dicks!"
by josteoj&bloodybear666 April 8, 2011
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assembly-dick

The act of lining up multiple girls on their knees, running by with your big fucking dick hanging out, and hitting them all in the face. (Preferably at least 10 girls, and hot cum shooting from dick onto their faces.)
Dude, were you at that party last night?
Yeah, i was in the back with a couple chicks, you?
Aww man! I lined up like 15 crazy-drunk bitches and pulled an assembly-dick.
by Big N' Hairy May 29, 2008
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poop dick

In addition to the other definitions listed...

(noun) a man who engages in anal sex with any other; the giver; the aggressor.

(transitive verb) to poop dick someone would be to penetrate the poo cutter of another.
(noun) Is that poop dick? Yeah! That's him alright! And that's poop dick's victim.

(transitive verb) I poop dicked a girl for the first time last night, but she didn't much enjoy it.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 9, 2008
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dick pillow

Bulging fleshy area on a males inner thighs, near the genitals. They give the apperance of large, tumorus, testicles.
Dude, put on your pants, we can see your dick pillows.
by B-Town FFL November 15, 2007
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