Hairy stalkers that creep around and have very slowwww matabilisum, they claw your feet when you get out of bed and love you when you have food and reject your sleeping for you to get up and nothing being wrong periotttttt
You:wow today was so much work I think it’s time to sleep
cat: it’s my time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* look and open spot *pushes thick self under small bed*
you: *walks to bed takes socks off and hears something under bed lays on the floor and looks under bed* weir-
Cat: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa * cat scratches face much strength much muscle under flabby fat
You- ahhhhhhhhh
Cat - that’s what you get for not remembering my temtation mixups at the grocery store
cat: it’s my time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* look and open spot *pushes thick self under small bed*
you: *walks to bed takes socks off and hears something under bed lays on the floor and looks under bed* weir-
Cat: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa * cat scratches face much strength much muscle under flabby fat
You- ahhhhhhhhh
Cat - that’s what you get for not remembering my temtation mixups at the grocery store
by Ebolafingertoes November 2, 2019
Get the Catmug. When a single man brings home a woman for dinner who will not sleep with him and is just there for the food.
Jason just dragged the cat in again. He brought Nicole and we all know there's no chance of anything happening between them.
Well well well, look who dragged a cat in tonight .
I didn't want her here but you just had to drag the cat in
Well well well, look who dragged a cat in tonight .
I didn't want her here but you just had to drag the cat in
by Smushie613 July 18, 2025
Get the Drag the cat inmug. 
by mangakanga June 22, 2009
Get the Cat Frigmug. Black cats or "Cats in black" are a harmless skid "hacker" group. They couldn't own a box if they bought
it with their own money.
it with their own money.
by Danny Despacito February 13, 2022
Get the Cats in blackmug. 
The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.
by Valentinern January 17, 2022
Get the SHUSHSJJ cat diseasemug.