Simon Time

When you are going full Simon

on ig live and you only want ig thots to shake ass and strip.

Person 1:Damn bro did you see Anatoly ig live?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was on "Simon Time" though.

by FuckyWuckyDaddy September 14, 2020

Bummy fun time

Bummy fun time is a act of having fun with someone’s bum

Hey Sandra want to do some Bummy fun time and watch sweetcorn falling from trees

by Ronny boggy November 30, 2021

sell the la times

Give the word on the street.

Me: was cracking

You : Ima go sell the la Times on my block real quick

by worrd up March 13, 2015

Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.

"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."

by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024

Mez time

- Used when someone is late to a group meeting or similar gathering
- General folk would say ‘fashionably late’
- Some black folk may say ‘I’m on “black time” while lazing at work or late for a meeting

- word founded by the J-dots including that of J.Mez who made this word/phrase possible

JOE: where is Josh? I said to meet in the car park at 6:30, it’s now 7:45!

JAY: he’s must be on “Mez Time”

by YorkshireJ August 18, 2018

Timed drawing test

Phone sex by young or old people. Usually done over snapchat and is meant to be quiet and fun, creativity is key

Hey babe wanna do a timed drawing test

by DankDestroyer5454 October 19, 2016

SAFSAF TIMING

A time , given by a unaware person , that is extremely fucking inaccurate. ( the time must be said while licking your lips)

Person A : Shooo ya seeksssss , yallah I’ll be there at 10 .
*11:30*
Person B : YALLAH IT’S 11:30 WHERE ARE YOU!!?
Person A : Yallah kheyeh bedeh hek shi 10 minutes broo.
*12:30*
Person A : you are pulling a Safsaf timing right there buddy .

by Abdallajnejaim April 2, 2020