That's not what happened

That's not what happened and I'm going to murder a child if you don't admit that's not what happened. If my brain has any damage I'm going to murder a child even after you capitulate.
Hym "That's not what happened. Get involved now or run the risk of getting a child murdered."
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What's ur prob?

What's your fucking problem bro?
What's ur prob? Fuckin bitch
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what out

1. to catch somebody napping in such a way that he/she will reflexively cry ‘What’.
2. to make somebody perplexed.
1. Do not what out the dude when he is doing calculations.
2. He looks completely whatted out (taken aback).
by uttam maharjan December 15, 2011
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what-out

n: the "what-out"- When one buys time to think of a lie when caught off guard with a question by saying, "WHAT?", as if they did not hear the question. The "what" response is usually preceded by a breif pause or silence.
V: "what-ing out"; "pulling a what-out"
1. "I asked her where she was, and she was like, 'what?'. I can't believe her dumb ass tried to pull what-out on me."

2. JB- "So Joshua, did you have unprotected sex with that Miller Lite girl?"

Joshua- "...What?"
JB- "You're what-ing out. That means absolutely yes."

Joshua- "shit."
by .Bizzle. February 05, 2010
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A phrase uttered by a variety of word nerds that is invariably answered by "Dylan Taylor".
Previously: "James Nguyen", "Richard Brittain".
"Any news? What has been kicking off on apterous?"
"Dylan Taylor. You know, the incredibly attractive one."
by lenoz January 21, 2014
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what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy
Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!
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