Cum Punch

A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.

Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"

Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"

Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"

by Lord Dangleballs May 26, 2018

Cum Skin

A term used to describe white people

hey bro, see that cuck, cum skin.

by katlantis October 6, 2025

Cum overload

When you have to much cum that is fills your dick entirely with seamen more than the water in Africa

cum overload inbound

by The wisdom man January 30, 2020

Cum Catcher

When someone is using a medical face mask below the nose.

I'm not going to that cashier, he has a cum catcher on.

by Syms321 November 13, 2020

cum jar

a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.

one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.

"hey broski, can you cum in this jar? i'm making a cum jar!"

by cyberfxngz January 1, 2024

cum in a bathtub

It’s cum in a bathtub now take it

Chad here’s cum in a bathtub take it

by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021

brady cummings

A soulless immortal creature. Considered a wonder of the modern world. Still unexplained by science.

Scientist are still unsure what makes up the approximately 300Ib of Brady Cummings. It is theorized he is made up mostly of dark matter along with other materials and minerals found only in the un-observable universe.

by Anonymousscientist21 August 19, 2021