monkey nuts

drugs..crack

let me get one of the monkey nuts

monkey nuts by in$@n ㅌ@$$@$$in October 18, 2017

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monkey butt

When you are a suck up and are very obvious about it

Trey was such a monkey butt in class today

monkey butt by Mcdermont October 24, 2017

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Monkey in the Basket

Monkey in the Basket - I can't believe the correct Urban definition is NOT already out there. This is the slang name for a bizarre sexual act performed in the Philippines by prostitues. The act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. The basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. The basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. Inside the basket is of course a prostitute squatting over the hole. Once the recipient and the prostitute have "acquired" the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. The sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.

"Hey Jarhead, when you were in the PI did you ever do the "Monkey in the Basket"?

Monkey in the Basket by Heathmonster October 27, 2017