Two Ball Lotion

Refers to Male's ejaculate. The ejaculate created by the testes and the ejaculate commonly sprayed upon the face of a female recipient. Subsequently rubbed about her face and chest as if it were lotion.

This is an example of Two Ball Lotion properly used in a sentence. Your mom, the bukake lover, can't get enough of my Two Ball Lotion

by Long Duck Dong May 24, 2006

ball bag sac

An individual who acts stupid and randomly does stupid things at work or at home. A total idiot who will never be normal.

did u see how many rivits he put on that roof? What a ball bag sacs!

by bowlwievel November 18, 2016

Sweet balls Miyagi

A fancy and exciting new way of saying "yeah sweet" or "great idea".

Other uses include a substitute for: "I agree", "Yes I will", "That sounds great", etc.

Allows the user to freestyle with their own mashups of the phrase, eg. "Sweet balls Miyagos" / "Sweet balls Miyaaag".

Often used in conjunction with the exclamation "WAX ON, WAX OFF MOTHERFUCKER!".

Always abbreviated in text form as "SBM".

1. Kid after taking his first shit: "I DID IT MA!"
Mum: "Sweet balls miyagi"

2. Kid after graduating college: "I MADE IT MA!"
Mum: "Sweet balls miyagi, WAX ON WAX OFF MOTHERFUCKER!"

by Madmancloak September 27, 2011

ball shrinking cold

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.

Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.

by Genna May 4, 2004

Fortnite sussy balls

A food typically in Indonesian cuisine that consists of Ninja, sussy fortnite kids, rice, balls, big sussy obama, obingus, and other stuff

HAY MUMMA, PASS ME SOME OF DA FORTNITE SUSSY BALLS WILL YA

by cheesegraterdaddy420 August 11, 2021

Spaghetti Goo Ball

The substance that comes out of woman's pussy after cumming inside her during her period.

LaRonda's spaghetti goo ball was almost as bad as I thought it'd be.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Razzin My Balls

1. When someone is sarcastically leading you to believe something that is false.

2. Giving someone a hard time. (Razzin your balls)

Steve: Man, I got so much action last night!
David: Whoa, really dude?
Steve: Nah, I'm just razzin your balls.
David: Ahh Steve, stop razzin my balls man.

by theindiearmy March 31, 2011