Hocky Penis

Penis that is found in it's natural habitat, the ice rink. Many female hockey players and fans dwell over this species of penis in hopes they may see it. Most hockey penis is outdated though, meaning its old and wrinkly.

Look at that hockey penis, too bad it's steve's.

by GuessWho October 13, 2003

palms penis

a perfectly good penis. best friends with the carolina cooter.
very clean and long.

Maddy and Sydney didn't hook up during spring break because know body they met had a palms penis

by adriana123 July 10, 2009

Wicked Penis

A penis so incredibly evil that other penises shiver at the thought of it

Miranda: So Phil is pretty cute right?
Shelly: Girl, don't go near that man hes got a wicked penis

by PornyMustacheFetus69 July 3, 2014

bored penis

When you don't have sex for weeks

Fil hasn't had sex in a while, he has a bored penis.

by surrendingmonkey November 18, 2016

kale penis

it’s just a cuss word you use when something doesn’t go your way.

friend: hey careful man you might drop that

you: *drops it* oh kale penis

by lmaowtf November 30, 2019

angus penis

something so small that is regularly mistaken for a clit or pea. Scientist are unsure of the cause of this small disease.

I thought it was her clit but it was Angus penis

by THEDRAGON105 August 1, 2020

open for penis

The equivalent of "open for business," but for sex.

Girl: I am so open for penis right now.

by somethingsomething88 October 4, 2011