Penis

Noun.
The male reproductive organ used to urinate and have intercourse with a female. Most animals have a bone called a baculum, also known as the penis bone, but humans lack a baculum, and have a penis fully made of muscle.
Plural:penises

"a penis is the male reproductive organ"

by Gretelismycat June 15, 2025

Penis Tingle

A phenomenon one gets when a stock contained in the Zack Morris Index begins to climb as stated by @MrZackMorris himself. One does not have to see it happening to experience the Tingle.

I experienced a penis tingle when $STRN went to $15 today. I stopped working out and checked my account to find that my balance had doubled. Zack called it yet again.

by Skank_Bacon January 5, 2022

Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about

Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.

by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024

Penis Fly Trap

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.

"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."

by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017

banana penis

when ur dick curves because it’s so big

makenzie: carlos how big is ur petter
carlos: my dick curves its so big. i got banana penis

by fhahxnwjcbanhshwbs March 13, 2019

The Immaculate Penis of John

John's Immaculate Penis.

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

douglass penis

Absolutely massive

Rumor has it that douglass penis is so big that he walks in the room and his dick walks in 5 minutes later.

by Rossman08 August 22, 2021