Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022

Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022

cum dumpster

Somebody who is an absolute whore and just gets cum dummped in them.

Damn, John is such a cum dumpster.

by Dixie normus pp sghlong January 24, 2022

cums

what you would say if something was really good.

gary - "yo you peep the new fortnite update?"
bob - "bru this shit cums"

by XVVOID January 25, 2022

cum

when your pee is sticky and white

nigga i just cum

by wfjherufihr January 25, 2022

Carolina Cum Shot

The act of ejaculating while a ram’s horn is inserted in your asshole.

He pulled off a Carolina cum shot while being sodomized by the Tarheels mascot.

by Balls1984 January 26, 2022

Cum Frenzy

A possible state of abject horniness, to the point where one lashes out and has sex, fellates, or cunnilingates with anyone within a presumed 3-6 foot diameter of the person.

Related: Cum feeder, cum guzzler, cum slut

Woah. Looks like this person went on a cum frenzy... must've been a hell of a party.

by nobody-773 January 26, 2022