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Fortnite Kid

That one kid who sits in their chair all day and does not leave their room
by Fortnite Kid L April 9, 2022
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Scene Kid

The next worst thing to a faggot; someone who likes hardcore bands, bands w/o talent, and/or music that they think is awesome when it is god awful; one who likes to take it up the ass because there are probably some lucky charms up there that were inserted during casual sex at the mall
Eww..look at those scene kids.

Yeah, I bet they are going to Auntie Anne's to butter their faces so the dicks are easier to slide into their mouths.
by deathdude March 15, 2011
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Kid punisher

When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious
I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what

You could always do the kid punisher

Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls
by Yek December 22, 2020
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kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings
Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.
by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018
mugGet the kid flumug.

Dumb stupid fat ass kid lover

A big fat moron who deserves to get his dick chopped which is also known as CAT_BOOO and also his grandmother always gets butt sucked by 56 chimpanzees dressed as the fucking wiggles
SHUT UP YOU Dumb stupid fat ass kid lover BITCH CAT_BOOO
by 69AssFucker69445 June 4, 2022
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KID

A form of expressing extreme laughter if "LMAO" or "LOL" is not enough for you. The more "Ds" the "KID" has, the funnier the joke was. If one says "kid" (no caps) then your joke was not funny in the slightest, or the other fellow is concerned or confused.
insert mildly funny sentence here
"KID"
insert VERY funny sentence here
"KIDDDDDD"
by Jolly ol' chap December 28, 2021
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Kid

Mike: wE'rE nOt KiDs AnYmOre
by Sappy.dolly June 4, 2019
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