farty fart

The funniest word to reply with if you don't want to answer a question.

Dude 1: Hey, Bro, have you ever touched grass?
Bro: Farty fart.

by specterguy May 16, 2022

Potato farts

A potato fart is a wet and smelly fart that leaks out of your anus and it could actually be quite painful and it’s called a potato fart cause it smells like a really rotten potato. It leaks out of you big sexy anus and is followed by lots of shit.

I love potato farts

by I eat dirt May 9, 2022

Achoo-fart

It's a sneeze, cough, & in-between those occuring, a loud fart is released. Usually an embarrassment to the farter but hilarious to others.

Man did u see Brian achoo-fart? That sneeze & cough made him fart so loud, that he may have shit his undies. Now we call him skids. He's a dick anyway.

by Charley#1 February 2, 2024

fart

Fart is a modest way of describing cum being spread atop a young British boy from the Quebec ethnicity

"I love it when Brian farts me, it makes me feel at home and brings back memories of when my dad would do it to me in primary school."

by Pierre Lo' Fieere August 20, 2023

fart

A terrible smell of methane gas releases from your butt. everyone in the room now hates you. You now stink really badly. are you proud? probably not.

I farted in my bed and now I'm having nightmares

by The big boi bubs March 2, 2019

Fart Piss Crap

Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam

Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!

by Firezombie forgot his password November 19, 2020

uber fart

After an uber driver gives you a ride, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

I gave that uber driver an uber fart for a tip!

by dboys194 May 8, 2016