Bloody Cum Fart

“Bloody cum fart” refers to anal sex where semen is ejaculated into the rectum and later expelled with a fart mixed with blood, so the fluid looks red.

Chris - "Sam was begging for a good time so I turned her asshole apart. She couldn't shit for weeks. When she tried to force out her bowels she could only manage to squeeze out a Bloody Cum Fart!

Michael - "That's pretty gnarly bro!!

by Dick Peck January 2, 2026

sissy fart

The act of a homosexual ejaculating in another man’s anus and watches the sissy fart

“Bend over John, let me watch that sissy fart”

by WilloLar January 14, 2025

collosal fart

The biggest fart of all time

"Caseoh had a huge collosal fart and exploded the solar system."

by kayhasnobrain January 15, 2025

Failure Fart

When a machine or device violently explodes unexpectedly, it creates a huge toxic plume of smoke, chemicals, and shrapnel.

OMG, Jerry... did you see that Elon's Starship rocket just exploded and made a big ol massive Failure Fart?

by SKULLYARD January 17, 2025

That’s not a fart!

Response to leaky diarrhea mistaken for suppressed flatulence.

I smell it, but I didn’t hear it. Oh Glob! That’s not a fart!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

As strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

Used to describe extremely strong coffee, or any other beverage that is stronger than expected.

This coffee is as strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

by anonymous January 22, 2025

Goldfish fart

When your butt cheeks are pressed together and you pass gas and the air has no way to escape except out through your pussy lips . And it bubbles like bloop bloop

I was sitting at my desk and I thought I had to fart turns out it was a goldfish fart.

by Krispichick January 23, 2025