Tell-Tale Fart

When you are holding a fart in, quite suspensefully until eventually you release it, hoping no one realizes that it has come from you.

Narrator: “Villians! dissemble no more! I admit the deed! here, here! — it is the smell of my tell-tale fart!”

by Anonymous 4734902 November 8, 2021

fart in face

The best way to show dominance to those bitches who need to be put down in their place!

Wife: Hubby pls take out the trash
Hubby: But you are so heavy

fart in face

by Petrus / Milbo January 28, 2018

Highway to the farting zone

An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.

“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”

by The bees knees February 11, 2024

boom fart

When you're in a huge bathroom, and you fart, and the fart echoes.

Rachel: I heard Frank make a boom fart in the restroom last night.

by saltybitch123 March 15, 2016

Sculpting the fart

A commonly used term in software development.
Origin: Hungary ("fingreszelés")

Used when the feature was already shipped months or years ago, but the customer still wants recurring adjustments on tiny details.
Sculpting the fart doesn't add significant usability to the product. These changes only satisfies the business owners or end users to survive their boring workdays between two coffee breaks.

Synonym of sculpting the fart: "Just a few minor changes".

- Hey Jack, could you change the text on these buttons and decrease the font size of the footer links, please?
- Oh come on, sculpting the fart again? It will be done after this meeting.

by Shamandalie April 24, 2023

Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.

1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY

by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022

Toe Fart

When massaging your lovers foot and they attempt to pass silent gas, but it comes out like a firecracker. The awkwardness is so profound the most immediate response is to say it must have been their toe.

Oh honey wtf was that you just did a toe fart as I was massaging it.

by borisbinladen May 5, 2025