Off-Duty Ninja

A self-proclaimed "pimp ninja" that is, in actuality, a virgin, and has no game whatsoever. He/She relies on Lutheranism (preferred religion) and party tricks to make his/herself seem cool towards others.

"Man, that Off-Duty Ninja loves the cock"

by Jew Styles February 14, 2004

Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

by tha ingram July 2, 2004

Giddy Up or Giddy Off

When your on the bottom having sex and you need to tell your girlfriend to work that ass or dismount your Schlong.

Shit Bitch, don't just sit there, Giddy Up or Giddy Off.

by Mojo maniac October 4, 2008

Get off my dick

Phrase used to silence faggols when trying to belittle you in front of your friends or bitches.

Faggol: Hey Matt. Hey Amanda. Matt, you're back in town? Did you fail out of school again?

Matt: Get off my dick, you molten cumfart

by pompilot July 22, 2009

dropping off the kids at the pool

To take a mega large crap in the toilet. The kind that splashes water back up.

Naaa man, I can't come... I gots to go drop of the kids at the pool.

by hippo November 21, 2003

Wanking Dead Dogs off

What a man (or woman) does to pass the time of day if he so wishes.

"Where's Ginner?"

"Wanking dead dogs off at the side of the road"

"Oh"

by Edith Pilchester July 30, 2008

fucked off my ass

to be so fucking drunk you dont know what you're saying

i was fucked off my ass last night idr fucking your mom man

by barbie legs February 6, 2007