Red Penis 

When you jack off so hard your dick becomes a pinkish, red color. Only stays that way for a few minutes.

Last night I jacked off so hard that my dick turned a pinkish red color. I had red penis.

Red Penis by I have red penis right now November 7, 2009

Stick your penis in me 

When a girl is wearing a dress that she usually doesn't wear with smooth silk and flowers and it moistens her knees like she's so hot you want to kill Tom Brady's cheerleader with a gun! Stick your penis in me, in other words, what a dress says.

I saw Isabella walking down the hall on the way bck from Math today, and she was wearing the best stick your penis in me I've ever seen!

Stick your penis in me by AGuyWithAPumpedUpCockRightNow! November 23, 2011

Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS) 

The dramatic curve either up or down due to the 5-point seat belt. specifically due to the "crotch" belt point.

John: dude i just got my new job as a pilot!

Mike: Really how is it?

John: Its all good but i am starting to get Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)

Mike: Oh shit..Darla is gonna be pissed.

John: yeah.....

Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS) by Godzirra! March 27, 2010

apple penis 

Somthing that connor mclaughlin shouts at
the tv when his favorate show gets canceled late on a monday night |:

tv man- "*show name*has been caneled"
Conner-"APPLE PENIS!"

Caolan- "wtf?"

apple penis by A friend of a friend ;) October 12, 2008

thristy penis 

a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated

Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"

skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"

Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"

thristy penis by Swift December 13, 2003

rolling penis 

an automobile that attracts chicks a.k.a pussy magnet

Did you see John's new car? It's a rolling penis.

rolling penis by Carin M February 6, 2008

Frankenstein Penis 

A penis that has been enlarged to unnatural sizes through the use of various devices and medications.

Last night I was with this guy who had a huge frankenstein penis.

Frankenstein Penis by Jokerguy November 19, 2010