cum guzzling twat sucker

Usually a man who likes to suck and guzzle on their own cum. Occurs after they play with their twat. Which in this case is their penis and/or balls.
Adam is a cum guzzling twat sucker
by BEKatPotsdam February 12, 2010
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Cum-Smeck

The act of jizzing in your own hand and then quickly slapping someone in the face with that hand.
Nigga, if you don't get me my money I will Cum-Smeck you so hard!
by can sir July 31, 2016
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Pre cum baby

Someone who can be described as braindead/incompetent/low IQ
Ryan: Wow Candice is really dumb
Trevor: She's a pre cum baby
by nasty little sewer rat May 11, 2023
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Cum Jog

The awkward jog to the toilet after being cream pied
We forgot the tissues next to the bed so I had to cum jog to the toilet
by Bbymoonie November 27, 2021
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Carolina Cum Shot

The act of ejaculating while a ram’s horn is inserted in your asshole.
He pulled off a Carolina cum shot while being sodomized by the Tarheels mascot.
by Balls1984 January 27, 2022
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Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023
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Cum Tongue

A disease where all the saliva in your mouth starts to have the texture and taste of cum nobody knows why it is caused but people guess it is from excessive oral sex
I can't go to work because I caught a case of the cum tongue.
by Bigguy55 November 18, 2021
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