Diet Cum

The cum from a man who had a vasectomy.

Diet cum has the same flavor and fun but won't make you fat.

by Wordiculous February 22, 2025

Cum Criminal

An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.

Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must

have been the cum criminal.

James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.

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Cum Bucket

Someone who is overly obsessed with sex and is extremely down in the trenches bad. Especially someone who gets 0 hoes but is horny 24/7.

That guy Johnny gets 0 bitches, and he's such a cum bucket...

by rhua.l October 17, 2022

Cum

The shit that comes out of yo dick when having seggs 😱

Women- did u cum on me yet?
Men- no

by smogsbestie November 26, 2021

Cum Calander

A calender that is most often used by high teachers, where each picture of a student receives one week in the calander and gets a tribute by that very same teacher.

Have you prepared the pictures for the Cum Calander yet Göran?

Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.

by SwedishRamsay March 1, 2022

Cum Eruption

When you haven't ejaculated for a long time and when you finally do, your cock literally erupts like a massive volcano

Derek hadn't seen Sarah for nearly 3 weeks and was keen for a night of hot romance, but when Sarah started stroking his erection Derek had a huge Cum Eruption

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 20, 2019