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Mexican Bluetooth

Duct tape used to tape a cell phone to the head of a mexican so a real bluetooth device is not necessary, which saves money that could be used to buy corona.
The gardener used his mexican bluetooth so he could talk on his phone, mow a lawn and drink a beer all at the same time.
by michael3737 February 20, 2009
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Bluefoot

A white person

Very pale white people's feet look blue when the veins are visible.
Man I ain't f*cking with a bluefoot chick, they ain't got no ass!
by Snapper October 8, 2004
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Conversational Blueballs

The act of someone leaving you hanging when in the middle of a conversation about something interesting. Especially throug text.
Dude, Jane TOTALLY gave me Conversational Blueballs yesterday. We were on AIM and she asked if I had heard about the party and she never answered when i asked about it.
by IGreenKnightI April 13, 2009
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Monday Blues

When you go to work or to school really tired and upset because you stayed up really late to watch your favorite football team play and they lost. All comes equipped with a hangover and bad stomache.
John really had the monday blues after the Redskins beat his favorite team the Dallas Cowboys 35-7.
by Danibee December 20, 2005
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Bluetool

A person who wears his/her bluetooth all the time, even when it is unneccesary. Making him/her look like a real tool.
Jarhead and I saw some bluetool at the city park yesterday sitting on the grass with his bluetooth headset on.
by Cheweysmoker October 1, 2008
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screwed, blued, and tatooed

And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.
"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."
by MJCA May 5, 2006
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BLUEGRASS BLAST

When a man is receiving a blowjob, and his partner accidentally farts in their face.
My old lady was smoking my pole, when I accidentally gave her a BLUEGRASS BLAST, and she kept smoking it. WHAT A TROOPER!!!
by Tony Mc January 2, 2009
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