Nix's ass

The most disgusting, but adversely most attractive thing you'll ever see or touch.

Hill loves to felch Nix's ass.

by Chasing Amy January 31, 2004

ass-spelunking

The act of exploring the dark depths of male ass hole

Robert is very experienced at ass-spelunking

by Bob February 11, 2003

tore ass

farted; tear ass is present tense.

oh shit man, he just tore ass! lets get up out here!

by Cheddar Bob November 13, 2003

Tight ass

Something indescribably awesome.

This party is Tight Ass!

by Frizmatic89 October 14, 2011

Ass Whore

Whore for which the purpose is only anal sex

She was a good ass whore

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

Ass Burger

Ass burger

Attempting to lodge your penis between your legs and placing it in-between your arse crack to give it the appearance of a burger. The penis being the meat and the arse being the buns. This move has become popular at parties and a man that can complete this routine is considered a god... for about 30 seconds until others realize how fucking retarded it is.

'Holy shit! Michael is attempting the ass burger... for the first time.'

'Russel had just completed the ass burger... but then shit himself'

'Candace attempted the ass burger... but stopped when realizing she had no penis'

'After 8 cum shots, Larry helped Dev complete his ass burger routine'

by MrMintPlaza June 11, 2009

ass clown

Someone who wastes the time of two or more people due to their inability to see what is obvious to the other two.

Joe just didnt get it, what an ass clown.

by Craid Smash July 11, 2003