Urban Dictionary

A website that all schools should block for adult/sexual content

Looks Up Dolphin:
“The best “Animal” To have sex with”
That ‘s Urban Dictionary

by JoMamaSoFat September 28, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A Website that all schools should block for adult/sexual content

Me: Searches up “Dolphin”
Urban Dictionary “The Best “Animal” You can have sex with”
Me: Wow that’s urban Dictionary for ya!

by JoMamaSoFat September 28, 2021

Urban dictionary

Wow, you must be really bored if you searched for this.

Urban dictionary, the place where everything is related to either drugs or sex.

by senuvecis September 29, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The place to define your best friend's name, make up fake holidays, and fictional, disgusting sexual acts. All tied up with one beautiful bow of stupidity.

Guy 1: Yeah so I was on Urban Dictionary and I looked up my own name. Turns out 'Jacob' is both somebody who is 'extremely attractive, smart, funny, nice, popular but still unique, cute' and also a disgusting sexual act I refuse to define.
Guy 2: Oh cool! Turns out my birthday is the day when rape is apparently legal!

by ISwearImNotATroll October 2, 2021

The Urban

Trying unsuccessfully to put your finger in the butt of a stranger.

Did you see Urban Meyer try to give that woman "the Urban" at his steakhouse?

by hollow_log October 5, 2021

The urban

Noun. The act of attempting to digitally penetrate, through denim, the posterior of someone who is not your spouse. On the bar/dance floor of your eponymous steakhouse/bar/dance club. While being recorded by multiple phones from multiple angles. While regarding oneself as an honest, morally upright leader of our youth.

I can't believe Mitch got caught at that PAC fundraiser giving that donor the urban during YMCA.

by Big Baby Mars October 5, 2021

Dirty Urban

When you stick your finger into a girl whom you have met that night's asshole, without prior permission

In reference to former Ohio State head coach Urban Meyer's escapades on October 2nd 2021

"Dude, I can't believe I gave that chick the Dirty Urban last night. I barely even knew her."

by Nolan_Henderson October 5, 2021