Fart Tornado

When you and your partner place your bare ass against eachother hold hands and fart at the same time.

Yo, it got hot last night, me and Jenny did a fart tornado!

by Ipn87 October 6, 2018

Fart shivers

A side effect of when it's super cold outside and you are trying to detox.

The day after Halloween, Mitch got the fart shivers from cutting candy cold turkey.

by Learned Medical Doctor November 1, 2017

Fart

When your stinking lil dad farts up loudly... And you think it is a pig's fart...

my dad's fart smells awful

by fartinshit May 13, 2022

fart after a tub fart?

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.

"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss

You know like a fart after a tub fart? It's a little moist kiss.

by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023

dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014

Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018

Fart snuggle

Farting in the spoon position while snuggling.

I had to leave the room last night because i wasn't trying to fart snuggle my fiance.

by MrsBMW July 16, 2018