Matteo Carlos

He's a legend. That's all I need to say.

You're such a Matteo Carlos man.

by sobbgolbd March 6, 2024

mattias

stinky man.

mattias? he's stinky

by ghpsty March 8, 2024

Matter'f'act

Contraction of "matter-of-fact"

I like you. Matter'f'act, I love you!

by boobwrangler March 10, 2024

Matthew

A fucking hot ass man who bones 50 girls a night. He also sleeps with 100 women on saturdays and sundays.

"I sure hope Matthew bones me!"

by fbi_femalebodyinspector March 12, 2024

Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock March 19, 2024

Mattnip

When a Matt or Matthew goes completely bonkers with 1000% energy and excitement.

Matt finds another pen
"Jeez Matts been on the "Mattnip", hes mentally excited about finding a pen !"

by NotYourBrotherHAHA March 20, 2024

Mattish

A word used to describe something written by or in a similar way to author M.J Bradley.

This story is a bit more Mattish than others

by IDefinethingswhenimbored March 27, 2024