Fart slap

A fart slap.

"I want to fart slap."
"Ok."

by slappybullworm January 30, 2025

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Fart

Something someone does to let out gas from an ass

" Ewwwww you did a fart!". "Yum"

by Hi jeff July 7, 2015

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Post-formal farts

when you’re finished with formal, your date’s gone, and you can finally rip ass

Hunter: man what a fun formal!
Haydn: yeah bro I got the post-formal farts now *farts nonstop for 3 minutes*

by mrincredible_69 December 5, 2021

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A leaf art, he is a noxious thing. Fart cloud left by an unconsiderate friend who likes to crop best friends. Because he believes it is funny, mostly farts, are created by people who eat really bad diets and drink lots of alcohol

Dude, joey, just lee farted me.At the funeral

by ShortStackFun February 11, 2025

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baked fart

Just before getting out of your car on a hot day, you let SBD rip. When getting back in your car, you are hit in the face with a waft of hot fart worse than when you ripped it.

Dude, what crawled up you and died to make a baked fart that bad. My eyes are watering.

by LazyGecko October 15, 2015

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Fart tube

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.

man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube

by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023

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