New Word

When you're completely out of original ideas.

"How can I make the funniest Urban Dictionary definition?"
"How about New Word?"
"That's the stupidest idea I have ever heard of!"

by Xx_RobloxPussySlayer69420_xX November 21, 2017

News shiting

it's like shit posting but its a news article.

Jake: did you see that news article yesterday?
Paul: yes , it was News shiting.

by Sneaky0 April 7, 2020

New Jersey Hamster

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.

I gave William a New Jersey Hamster

by Tim Gates December 12, 2018

New

Not existing before; made, introduced, or discovered recently or now for the first time

Look at my NEW car.

by Katie smith111 February 3, 2022

Manchester Evening News

like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal

manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal

by big fat tubby January 1, 2023

New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...

I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes

by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020

news

Something that literally only exists just to ruin your day

Bob: Damn today feels like it's gonna be a great day, time to turn on the TV and sit back and relax
(We interrupt this marathon of this (insert show) to bring you breaking news coverage)
The News: Hey Y'all! Two billion people just randomly fucking died!
Bob: ......The fuck? I just wanted to watch my show.... The hell do I even have a TV anymore anyway?

by IntergalactalEnergy November 11, 2023