Charlie the cat

A fat ass cat who only likes food
look it's Charlie the cat
by Charlie the fat cat July 26, 2024
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Schlonginger's cat

Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay August 06, 2013
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Cat dorito

Cat turds in a litter box that are covered in cat litter. These make tasty treats for dogs.
Jeff: Hey man, what's your dog eating, looks nasty.

Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito.

John: WTF is a cat dorito?
Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.
by MynameJeff81 January 19, 2021
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duffle cat

A person that lays on your lap and keeps you warm. Purring is often heard by the person laying on the lap.
"I want a duffle cat to keep me warm on my long drives to the Viking's games at the Metrodome."
by EquateJersey September 25, 2013
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Sad cat syndrome

A syndrome that cause people to communicate with sad cat memes anf stickers.
Did you see the sticker he sent, I think he has sad cat syndrome!
by Pseudohasan March 24, 2020
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Sam The Cat

A cat meant to live with at least 5 children; minimum 2 dogs and a horse
To qualify for Sam the Cat, you must first have 5 kids.
by Omnipreuneurdort March 11, 2021
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