Nut Sack Turbulance is when you bust a nut to pr0n or cartoon pr0n and there's Turbulance. Sometimes you're just grabbing your nutsack and it causes mini Turbulance. You could probably bust to random videos and it causes Nut Sack Turbulance. Earthquakes and Destroyed cities and more. Not literally though, LOL!
Tyler: Busts to a random video or to pr0n with random music playing in the background or cartoon pr0n sometimes.
*Earthquakes!
*Destroying cities!
*Crushed buildings!
* Nut Sack Turbulance ends.
Andre: What did you do?! EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED!
Tyler: *Grabs nuts.
*mini Turbulance.
*mini Turbulance ends.
*goes for a run.
*Earthquakes!
*Destroying cities!
*Crushed buildings!
* Nut Sack Turbulance ends.
Andre: What did you do?! EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED!
Tyler: *Grabs nuts.
*mini Turbulance.
*mini Turbulance ends.
*goes for a run.
by CognitiveFuel December 21, 2023
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Get the Nut theft auto mug.No nut November but to an even greater extent. This time, you are not allowed to cum for an entire year, from January 1st to December 31st. If you fail, you will be deemed a social outcast for the rest of your natural-born life. You will be castrated, unable to produce even a single drop of cum, and unable to procreate. Can you survive? Good luck.
I heard that insert person's name lost No Nut Year, and he lost his balls and his family and friends.
Weak ass motherfucker.
Weak ass motherfucker.
by GyattDayum23 January 1, 2024
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Get the A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare mug.A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.
Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
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Prince Eric really liked teabagging Prince Charming—he loved to suck his royal nuts.
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!
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