Also known as the gay avenger. Someone who uses their facebook page to stroke their own ego. Also someone who uses their status to make fun of their "friends" links or status's in order to disparage their friends and make themselves feel superior.
by crazy delusional one October 7, 2009
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Person 1: He literally sat there and bitched for 30 minutes about how he hates his relationship and wants out.
Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?
Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)
Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?
Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)
by Sir Julio November 14, 2010
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A game where someone starts by shouting "Penis!" and waits for someone to answer his call with "Penis!". This is passed back and forth between any number of players. The last person to say "Penis!" wins.
Mostly played by varsity students.
Mostly played by varsity students.
by Wombat King September 21, 2005
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2. Small spots caused by the build up of smegma under the forskin and around the bell
3. Someone unlike and disrespected for some reason or another!
2. Small spots caused by the build up of smegma under the forskin and around the bell
3. Someone unlike and disrespected for some reason or another!
1. Oh dear, sleeping with sally has given me a knobbly penis
2. i had better take a really good shower, hopefully i can wash away my knobbly penis
3. That guys a knobbly penis, he touched my ass!
2. i had better take a really good shower, hopefully i can wash away my knobbly penis
3. That guys a knobbly penis, he touched my ass!
by Johno January 15, 2004
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"My day was going fine until my boss Aaron fliped out, after that I was chewing penis all afternoon" He is such a jerk!
by Michael Costello January 13, 2009
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its yummy && tastes really good with whip cream.
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its yummy && tastes really good with whip cream.
NEW WAYS FOR A BLOJOB!!!!
by k. B00M. :D July 2, 2009
Get the CHOCOLATE PENiS mug.president bush is against masturbation (www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity), so he wanted to INVADE Iraq to circumcise all iraqi males and teach them to stop masturbating (what heppened to sistani.org? bush wants to cover his mistakes!). Since females in iraq are very private, trying to do anything of that sort to them, would cause most muslims to hate the u.s. so bad, that it wouldn't be worth it. Even the great bush jr. is afraid of the islamic world to some extent (see him ticking lately?)
operation iraqi penis was later abondoned, when it was found out that Islam does not allow people to masturbate anyhow, and they do a good job of following. (but the great little bush still closed the access of sistani.org, and some others to cover his mistakes)
by mean while he turned people's attention on catching bin laden March 24, 2004
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