Monkey

A god that stupid children believe in to be popular

Me with my friends: How to return to Monkey

by Pandaz4Life April 28, 2021

Gun Monkey

A gun monkey is one that is about to shoot a rifle or pistol but instead of shooting they are aiming down the sight and fiddling with the bells and whistles of the gun creating a sense of anticipation to anyone watching

Can you shoot the f*cking gun already? You stupid gun monkey.

by Mrpeaches21 May 1, 2021

wheel monkey

A truck driver.

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.

by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021

Kelpy Monkey

A cheeky little monke that very much enjoys the crispy, salty flavor of seaweed, or kelp. He sits in his little monke hut, moderating discord servers while getting salty fingers eating kelp chips.

A:you ever met kelpy monkey?
B:Yeah fam he's sick af!
A:I know right?!
B: i wish I was kelpy monkey...
A: same bro..

by anonymous May 5, 2021

Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.

Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.

by Daddy Adam May 11, 2021

Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."
(Noun) Preceded by "The", A reference to Steve Hostetler, the IT technician/blogger who originated the term in 2008.

"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."

by The Molex Monkey November 29, 2012

Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."

"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."

by The Molex Monkey November 29, 2012