Theresa yelled across the showroom saying, “Haeeey Mark!.” (She was seated at a desk in a skirt with no undergarment)... Mark gazes over but before he can make eye contact, his eyes peer up from the floor but are caught looking her beaver dead in the face, and said “H h heyyy Theresa” (Marks mind was stained forever) ...fast-forward two days..(Mark is in the warehouse talkin’ shop with tha boys) He says to the group, “man I was grabbing some button caps and Theresa calls my name and dammit if I didn’t see her monkey in a headlock!” (Store manager overheard and rather than addressing the matter he instead nailed some plywood to the back of her desk.) conclusion~Monkey sedated; monkey caged.
by Circumcised tortoise December 29, 2018
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Get the Artic Monkeymug. by Shtboxslider November 20, 2022
Get the Boom Boom Monkeymug. Monkey-Man is a man that climbs trees, eats bees, and full of fleas. He loves nutella filled banana's and is loved by all the girls on spinchat. Most won't admit that.
Monkey-Man is that man.
by Shy~Girl February 19, 2023
Get the Monkey-Manmug. An individual with a vagina that tends to show it off frequently, usually for money or for attention. Often seen on Instagram Live or OnlyFans. If the monkey (vagina) has hair, it is called a “hairy monkey”.
“I heard she’s a real monkey shaker from friends, a real hairy monkey too.”
“His mom is the biggest monkey shaker I know!”
“His mom is the biggest monkey shaker I know!”
by Yoursecondguardianangel September 26, 2022
Get the Monkey Shakermug.