n. A man who exposes usually a large dick in public at x-rated stores or movies, strokes it only to tease gays and refuses to let them touch it.
Elmer sat in the aisle seat at the Capri Adult Theater and stroked his twelve inches so everybody could see. If anybody tried to sit down next to him or touch him, he pushed them away. He was a real cock teaser because he had a gorgeous cock. He got off on teasing the gays.
by Richard Black May 4, 2005
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by jared harper November 23, 2006
Get the puffy cock mug.Of or relating to a male fallus that is large and extremely black. Refugee Cock is normally found in third-world countries and pulsates with varicose veins.
Some men can actually make a refugee cock. This is done by slapping mud and/or tar on the penis and genitals. Once a thick coat is lathered upon the Johnson; weights, pulleys, and sticks are used to stretch the penis out to resemble that of a refugees shaft.
Some men can actually make a refugee cock. This is done by slapping mud and/or tar on the penis and genitals. Once a thick coat is lathered upon the Johnson; weights, pulleys, and sticks are used to stretch the penis out to resemble that of a refugees shaft.
B: Wow, dude your cock is huge; you're a freak.
Pun: Yeah, I know; but I still take it in the ass.
B: Why is it so black though? You are white, but your cock is so dark that it looks blue like Paul Bunyan's Ox....?
Pun: It's one of those new Refugee Cocks. I teabagged a bucket of blackberries and tar, then stretched my wang out with rope tied to the back of my John Deere.
B: Is that the John Deere you had with Spinners on it?
Pun: No, it's the tractor that I used to run over all those baby seals.
B: You still have some of that seal meat left?
Pun: Unfortunately no, but I do have this Refugee Cock for your asshole.
Pun: Yeah, I know; but I still take it in the ass.
B: Why is it so black though? You are white, but your cock is so dark that it looks blue like Paul Bunyan's Ox....?
Pun: It's one of those new Refugee Cocks. I teabagged a bucket of blackberries and tar, then stretched my wang out with rope tied to the back of my John Deere.
B: Is that the John Deere you had with Spinners on it?
Pun: No, it's the tractor that I used to run over all those baby seals.
B: You still have some of that seal meat left?
Pun: Unfortunately no, but I do have this Refugee Cock for your asshole.
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It involves an Eastern European schnapps or spirit being drunk from a shot glass bearing a penis, and two testicles.
Traditionally, the shot is taken holding the penis rather like a handle on a teacup.
It involves an Eastern European schnapps or spirit being drunk from a shot glass bearing a penis, and two testicles.
Traditionally, the shot is taken holding the penis rather like a handle on a teacup.
"That cock shot nearly made me chunder all over this beautiful glass table. Let's get back to Rock Band, before I'm too hammered to play anymore".
by MValentine October 18, 2008
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