your mom is gay

no u

no your mom is gay

by im bored as well as well April 1, 2021

aidan's mom

An asian sterotype mom who is cool but asked for grades too much

Aidan's mom is cool.

by cubinmc March 12, 2017

your mom

im smashing your mom be ready to become a brother

"your mom is a idiot"

by ily.cartii December 11, 2023

Doobs Mom

Lovely lady with large cans and often times gets visited by ItsNotMichael and Turtle, but not at the same time but maybe at the same time in the future.

Man Doobs Mom is really something, she broke my dick off last night.

by turtsmcgee August 22, 2025

mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)

Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023

Kangaroo mom

Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.

She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.

by Call them as I see them February 9, 2019

Ur mom

Basically a comeback for when people say anything...even if your motherless.

"Hey Gracyn how are you?..." " UR MOM"

by UR_MOMMMMMMY_**^%W November 2, 2022