Big Butt Paranoia

It's when you don't feel fat except when trying to squeeze by somewhere or usually someone. Narrow walkways are conducive to Big Butt Paranoia as well as trying to get out of a car back seat in a two-door. Being in a crowd can cause this as well.

I felt fit and trim, but after squeezing by everyone at the crowded deli, I developped a case of Big Butt Paranoia.
Everytime I get out of that car, I get big butt paranoia.
I always get BBP in that elevator.
It's usually people with small butts who get big butt paranoia.

by MadamexXx February 20, 2009

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Poo-poo butt

Anytime the buttocks region of an individual has been used to defecate since the last time said individual washed their buttocks.

Nicole always starts her day with poo-poo butt since she showers the night before bed but takes her morning poop as soon as she wakes up.

by anonymous December 6, 2020

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fuzzy front butt

Euphamism for vagina

Just tickle her clit and you're on your way to her fuzzy front butt

by Digby February 22, 2003

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butt-crack hair

butt-crack hair is hair that grows on most guys' ass-cracks.

I'm naturally smooth, so I don't have ANY butt-crack hair!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

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butt naked fun

An any time of day activity you can enjoy with the person of your choice, preferably after some brazilian waxing.

Greg-O: "Chuck!! Where the hell have you been?"

Chuck: "Oooooooo. I been home havin some butt naked fun with my old lady!"

by Princess of the Pirates May 19, 2005

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Bare butt boogie

This term could be used to describe the action in which Subject A pulls down their pants to reveal a bare ass, and then does some sort of dance-motion whilst Subject B screams profusely and throws objects at Subject A's arse.

Doing the beyonce dance in a thong and tank top.. in front of your enraged mother.

by Schitzy June 24, 2005

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