nut-butt contraption

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.

Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."

by the all-knowing boof May 24, 2023

nut

ejaculation
semen etc

i bust a nut
(past) i nat

by pjiminas January 30, 2018

deez nuts

You stupid lmfao.

Something came in the mail today
what?
DEEZ NUTS

by anonymous September 14, 2022

Nut

A nut is a name made for exes who you are embarrassed for having a crush on or having a relationship with.

Galeeb is a nut!

I can't believe I had a crush on him, nut!

by Mrs. Nut July 6, 2022

Tweet as a nut

Normally face to face. When someone shouts out "Oy oy! Top Banana! Ow am ya ? I reply with "Sweet as a nut". mate

Online just now using 'Twitter'. Someone wrote.

How is all our tweeters today?
"Tweet as a nut"

by Top Banana a True Grafter November 30, 2009

Captain nut

It describes the situation when a guy is nutting to fast

« Oh James wtf ! You nut too fast ! You’re a real captain nut !

by Jimibadussy June 26, 2021

Sussy Nut

When you nut in a girls coochie and put sprinkles in it and eat her out

dude noah went down to 432 and gave bub a sussy nut

by bryfryduval July 20, 2025