Time waster

Time waster is reffered to someone whom always plans something then last minute cancels or doesn't turn up

Usually these species are found in the native suburbia of Kelston' also known for the origin of crackheads

Time waster : today I'm going to work on my datsun.

Outcome: does fukaall

by Japakawa November 7, 2019

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Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

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Time and place

A specific time and place where some little fag named jarek can get his shit rocked by a big man named Chad. Probably by a large bridge so then chad can throw jarek off and watch him squirm around in the water with his broken arms and legs. Or at a zoo at 1 a.m. so then Chad can throw jarek into a pit of snakes. Or at ionia middle school so then Chad can have his goon caleb neeley beat jarek up at 8 a.m.

Chad: Hey jarek, time and place

Jarek: I'll pass bud

by Nubemaster69 July 7, 2019

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rip it time

The time that you have after someone leaves the room for you to get all of the gas out of your butt before they come back.

"Man, if I only had 10 more seconds of rip it time then I wouldn't have had to leave her house early."

by Maddiekitty333 October 19, 2013

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Average height for the time

A term coined by OverSimplified to describe Napoleon Bonaparte's height.

Austrian officer: "Holy cow! This tiny little fun-sized French guy is running rings around us!"
Napoleon: "HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"

by AustriaHungaryChi-Ha-Tan December 31, 2022

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