Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker
I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey
by ARCAD3 May 30, 2023
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Spelunkey Monkey

Super sexy and funny twitter user
Spelunkey Monkey hahaha
by Spelunkey Monkey July 13, 2021
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The Ovulating Monkey

Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.
Yo man what’s up with random?
Oh she’s just doing the ovulating monkey.

Female: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIII
by Pweaw February 12, 2024
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big hairy monkey

macocne
look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock
by bigdaddyamogussussydripballs May 24, 2022
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making monkey

sexual intercourse
“sorry i didn’t answer your email i was making monkey”
by peeandpoopoo November 08, 2020
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Rope monkey

Derogatory term for an individual who rock climbs.
"look at that dirty rope monkey climbing on the wall!"
by Darthcali August 18, 2017
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monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.
Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?
by Fpicard September 27, 2013
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