Chicken puss

A chicken puss is a hairball crotch covered in chicken grease, ready to be effed. Usually not taken care of at all and is typically found in the 2nd stall at kfc

Bill called.. he said he’s gonna eff my chicken puss!

by Willthebicicelman6969 June 21, 2025

chicken breast brain

Someone who’s brain would resemble a raw chicken breast: smooth and pink

“I could never get on academic honor roll, I got that chicken breast brain.”

by Chaoticrat May 20, 2024

Cardio Chicken

When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.

So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.

Nobody wins because this game sucks.

Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym

Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken

Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her

Gym Rat 2: ...

Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude

Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING

by Morles December 27, 2022

Chicken coop

A shack in the in the center and a blue ball hostile where chicks test cocks for crontrol of territory.

Whats woth all the cock tease on tje chicken coop.

by Birdman Jenkins November 25, 2019

Fucked Chicken

When playing Aggravation and you need to roll a one or a six to move and it does not happen.

I rolled a four needed a six, I am a Fucked Chicken.

by Nomi Nay Nay July 24, 2011

Nintendo Switzerland chicken

A beggy no life no bitch nigga who tries moving to other ppls girls and begs it off them

nintendo Switzerland chicken has 47 chromosomes

by elskina December 12, 2023

Chunder Chicken

Assuming the position and movement of a chicken (bobbing your head, flapping your arms at the elbow and lifting each leg up alternatively) whilst throwing up. A different version to the Chunder Dragon.

Nigel: Dude, I'm about to vomit!
Bernard: Don't forget to do the Chunder Dragon.
Nigel: Nah, I prefer to do the Chunder Chicken. It's funnier.

by Nigel Cockburn October 30, 2013