slurp nuts

to calm down; to step away from a situation; to bring tranquility

“woah there buddy, you’re getting pretty heated. why don’t you slurp nuts?”

by GreenYogaBalls May 22, 2023

nut

my babies

i squirted nut/nutted on my 19,338 years old grandma who is still alive

by niggerger October 7, 2023

poop nuts

I hate poop nuts

jimmy is so poop nuts

hate that bitch

by CookieForLyf January 23, 2024

Hyperblastic nut

A nut so powerful it blows the shaft of a penis off

Man that guys in the Er from hyperblastic nut

by Mike sloth god June 11, 2018

No Nut November

Otherwise known as NNN, it is the god forsaken month for the majority identifying as males. No Nut November is the month in where you are not allowed to peak, nut, or ejaculate in any way for any reason. Females and those of other identifying genders may try to lure and trick you into peaking. Do NOT do it. By the laws of human nature, this is not something we should, and will not allow. WLR will help.

jordan: "that bitch bad asl bro. i outta fuck her in the ass bro."
michael: "ayoo nahh brodie it's no nut november.

jordan: "im so real 4 that tho."

by anonymous November 1, 2022

nut saddle

The section of the bridge of A's nose across which B's scrotum stretches when his testicles are resting upon A's eyes.

"Despite an appealing nut saddle, her eyes seemed too wide-set."

"That was a great nutsaddling. I couldn't see a thing."

by Suavis Cortez December 11, 2013

nut snuggler

Nut snuggler: A loser that snuggles up to another mans kids aka snuggling his nutz. aka "step dad" aka mommies friend aka "uncle"

1 That fucking nut snuggler is going to get shot he keeps fucking with my kids.

2 Hey Mark, why don't you just go pull down Tom's pants and snuggle his nutz directly, you fucking nut snuggler.

3 Damn Mark, I here Tom has kids with kelly and tina, maybe you should try and raise those kids for him to, you nut snuggling b-tch.

by C_fold January 26, 2024