Shit Jam

It is when you shit so fast that the anus hole cannot handle it anymore and eventually blocks up and then shit starts seeping from the holes in your body.
It is like a cross between diarrhea and constipation.

I saw his face and I shit jammed.

by Stupidism October 30, 2008

shit ring

A somewhat faded stain of residue primarily shit due to lack of wiping the asshole or just a gross asshole on a woman.

Dude she isn't hott, I bet she has shit ring.

by Noob Saibot September 22, 2005

shit face

A traffic warden in Edinburgh

"Watch out or that shit face will fine your ass"

by Davina April 26, 2006

shit stain

a lingering asshole

That dude cannot take a hint, he won't go away and every time he opens his mouth he turns into an asshole.

by J-man November 24, 2003

Shit pussy

When a Girl wipes her ass towards her vagina and leaves clumps of shit in it.

Oh shit girl. I need to start wiping the other way because I got me a serious case of Shit Pussy. Ps. You got a nappy ass weave.

by clomeango duparieto January 27, 2008

shit teeth

People either have nice straight teeth or crooked never touched by a dentist teeth. People with crooked, snagletooth ugly mutherfucken teeth have shit teeth.

I was sitting beside this guy on the BUS and man he had shit teeth.

by The King February 28, 2005

Suck a shit

Used to express your anger at someone when they have annoyed you.

Johnson: "Nice t-shirt faggot"
Alberto: "Suck a shit Johnson, suck a shit!"

by Ahleeks March 31, 2011