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time capsule 

Here's a time capsule from 2024

FUUUCK HOW IS THIS STILL OVER CHARACTER MAX LIMIT AAAAAAA

screw it I'm migrating some of these over here

Minecraft is uh.. not doing the greatest right now it definitely used to be better (bite me)
time capsule:

uh.. something about a toilet I think?? Toilet man??????? uhhhh skibidi yes yes?? Oh! There's some camera guy.

Is skibidi like a new furry thing or something? Like a skibidi fetish?? You like dressing up like electronics??????

uh.. gyatt was it? I think it means ass

ahh means ass as well I guess

something about uhh fandom tax.. I guess fandom is taxing its users now

rizz is short for charisma or something but I don't understand why they didn't spell it riss like do you see a z ANYWHERE in charisma?? I suppose American English would've probably changed it to charizma by now if it was consistent. (Yes I'm shaming American English screw you)

I hope plant vs zombies improves itself but I know it won't and that just hurts my soul

something about ai I don't know we'll all die

hit that dislike button so no one sees this like way too early because it'll be really awkward

lil bro is a phrase I think I don't really know what it means buuuuut I see it sometimes.. rarely

popularMMOs my beloved ;(

I don't think saying "please dislike this" Would work so I'll do something to FORCE you to dislike this HAHA

suuuusssss sussy baka suuuusss *dabs epikly* haha trolled!! TROLLED!1!!!!! You're sooo suusssy hahaha uwu *nuzzles u cutely whilst dabbing like a big pro* haha soooo sus AMOGUS yeeet *default dances over ur dead corpse epikly*

I nearly died writing that so say thank you for such dedication to this
A wave and a dance
I try to do…
Along with a smile
That says you make my heart
Go “ooh la ooh”…
It is YOU!!!!
Who I spend my time

dreaming of …
Always!!!

One day
Tomorrow will come…
For this I will always pray!!!
Loving you always…
My ONE❤️
Time by a dream and 💔 September 11, 2024

“time stretchers" 

Inmates who have a short sentence with an attitude problem & will provoke others serving long sentences.
Always try to avoid the “time stretchers".
“time stretchers" by mybeccca October 1, 2024

Time trials 

Whenever you give your girl a whole bottle of laxatives before doing the deed. After she ingests the laxative you have to try and finish before she shats on yo shit cuh
I tried some Time Trials with my girl last night, and she shit everywhere.
Time trials by WillyBe November 4, 2024
A connection or relationship between people or groups.

Direct/Mob/Family/Blood/Deeper Ties.
Yo Ties wagwan.
Who's he? Ease up that's my deeper ties.
Ties by nerogbp November 7, 2024
A way of saying that you are tired or eepy, while also sounding cute (or cringe) at the same time.
Woman: oh, I'm tiesies, can you give me a glass of water and a blanket.
Man: okay, babe. Guess "blankie" was a little too cringe?
Woman: yeah. I'm tired but I'm not cringe.
Tiesies by TheRobSka November 22, 2024